People are assholes, they do something cruel to you and then fucking wonder why you are mad. Get it in your head dumbfucks, im done.
Chris <3
So I checked in the ER yesterday at 6 pm due to severe pain in my lower right abdomen for a while. I thought it was an appendicitis. Well, after 3 hours, 2 ivys, 1 blood test, and a pint of nasty water to drink, i got a cat scan. Then I waited 2 hours for the results. I was hoping and praying so hard that it wasn’t an appendicitis because then I would have to get surgery and recovery takes 2 weeks, and Chris is going to be at an Art Gallery on Melrose on Wednesday for the signing of DUMENENGLISH and I needed to go.. I still do. Anyways so anxious to get the results, I get a phone call from my 21 year-old brother, who I was supposed to go to Melrose with. “You won’t even guess what just happened.” “what?” I said. “Well you know Cody? (my brother’s best friend and neighbor and practically my brother)” “Yeah why?” “Well you know how he’s a set designer? He has been working on the music video for Right By My Side with Chris and Nicki Minaj.” “NOO WAYYY!!” I screamed, in shock. He said, “I told Cody how you were in the hospital and he got really upset. He told me he was playing one on one basketball with Chris on their break.” “ARE YOU SHITTING ME??” At this moment I was practically hyperventilating. Then he said, “Well Cody told Chris, and guess what.” So then I think I died and the nurses brought me back to life. He said, “Well.. you know Chris heard, CHRISTOPHER MOTHER FUCKING BROWN SIGNED YOU A BASKETBALL SAYING “GET BETTER SOON, LOVE C BREEZY”“ I started bawling my eyes out. “Are you alive?” my brother said, “He knows you exist, when we meet him on Wednesday he will know you.” The nurse came in and took my blood test, it was HIGH!! All I could hope for was that I wouldnt need surgery. Then the doctor came in and let me know that I have an ovarian cyst, not an appendicitis. Within minutes we checked out of the hospital and I was cartwheeling out the door. Christopher freaking Maurice Brown, you gave me the hope to get out of the hospital and feel better. You don’t know how much you mean to me. I love you with all my heart.
The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010 we would have flying cars and robots ...but no. so far we've come up with backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals.
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The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010 we would have flying cars and robots ...but no. so far we've come up with backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals.
(Source: , via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
